Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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