Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
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there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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