I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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