My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
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I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
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Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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