we're blogging at a bar
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I wish there were birth control emojis
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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