D3 body, D1 cock
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
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On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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