Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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