She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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