That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
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I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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