In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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