I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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