At least make sure they are 18
Why
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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