Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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