do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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