Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
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