I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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