i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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