READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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