i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I use my feet as sexual weapons
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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