is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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