Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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