There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Randomize
