I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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