I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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