Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
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just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
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Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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