idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer