its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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