so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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