Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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