Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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