do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
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I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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