I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
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