Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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