batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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