Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I CAN MOONWALK!
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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