we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
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But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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