Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
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Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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