I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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