i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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