C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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