we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Randomize
