new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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