Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
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