I want to stick my p in your. b.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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