And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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