Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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