So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I understand Curling. That high.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
