I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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