I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
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It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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