So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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