so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
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