i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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