I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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