Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
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Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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