So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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