I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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