Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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